An old-fashioned sport done the old-fashioned way – slide a stone along an ice track with juuuuuuust enough momentum to get it to a centre spot for the most points, and all the while helped along the way by people with brooms. It sounds dull, sure, but it’s gripping to watch. It’s the kind of thing you’ll never get off your arse and play, but you like that it exists.

This, then, is much like a Morgan Plus 8. It’s an old-style car, made the old-style way, with a massive old-style V8 motor making it go very fast. It’s good fun to drive and people will love seeing it, but they won’t put the time in to have a go in one of their own.